May 2013
70 posts
enjolras-is-captain-sassy:
corackadile:
why dont you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– Fires, David Ramirez (via ckgarden)
ay-dougie:
I don’t put my read receipts on my text messages because I don’t want your bitch ass to know I’m ignoring you.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
“There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via poooping)
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
vevovevo:
if i was a kardashian i wouldnt have to deal with this
eeco:
nosdrinker:
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
i thought i was the only one
